safety first, safety second

pre marital counseling... it's a bit too late for that, joren.

we tried to adopt 3 of these kids, but they came in a package of 4.

the overnight ferry we almost took... joren let us upgrade. we got a bed, but we also got a mouse, and maybe the hanta virus.

it's my policy. also shouting out curse words. that's a good policy, too.