monk chat
market monks. all shopping for orange underpants and hats, maybe.
joren put on his orange shirt to "fit in".
there's something awesome, mysterious and beautiful called monk chat. you can ask them questions and they can practice their english. a list of beth's brilliant questions to follow... (including: do monks ever get kicked out?) (yes)
joren scared a few before any chatting actually happened.
after monk chat, joren though he could hang with the monks, monk style.
some of the monks steered clear.
monk school.
posted by J&B Bass at 10:34 PM
3 Comments:
Questions for Monk Chat
1. Why can't I keep up with the Basses? They're running around the international countryside, doing all kinds of crazy-ass octopussy supermonkey stuff, yet still find time to post many a photo on their blog. And I know how long it takes for blogspot to load photos. Why, Monks, why? Is it my dharma?
2. How come that one photo with the sweet boobies wasn't posted Large, instead of Medium? I can't pick up the necessary detail.
3. Hallmark management just established an OGSM thingie. It stands for Objectives, Goals, Strategies, and Metrics. Are these the same as the Four Noble Truths, or am I being led down the wrong spiritual path?
4. Tina and I are working on a big project for Hallmark (RED), which means that we're just like Bono. But I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Where the hell is it?
5. Are these questions damaging my chances at nirvana?
6. Seriously: Who let the dogs out? (Who, who, who, who, who?)
7. Does it hurt your karma if you steal things out of peoples' yards?
8. Ditto parking in a garage illegally?
9. Do they ever meet a hot American woman and think, "I'd hit that?"
10. Are they up to speed on Christopher Reeve? (Are you?)
11. Larry Birkhead or Howard K. Stern?
Please remind Joren not to toss the monks. That's a whole 'nother part of the globe, and it's not 100% cool even then.
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